Ashley Padilla revealed during Amy Poehler’s Good Hang podcast’s Tuesday episode that she has a criminal record thanks to the time she hid from the cops in a rose bush for four hours.
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“And when they pulled me out, I said — and they wrote this down, they wrote this down, it was in the police report — I said, ‘It's about time you motherfuckers caught me,’” Padilla told Poehler.
Padilla’s chat with Poehler is probably the most we’ve heard the breakout SNL star talk about her life. Thanks to this episode, we now know that Padilla has three siblings and is plotting with Alison Gates, one of SNL’s head writers, on how to get cast on Survivor.
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