Lick that snozzberry wallpaper, we’re touring the new Wonka candy lineup

This edition of Snackology is your Golden Ticket. No, you haven’t won ownership of an eccentric recluse’s chocolate factory. You’ve won a review of every item in the relaunched lineup of Wonka candy.

No, I’m not talking about Gobstoppers. (Those appear to still exist, but Ferrero removed the Wonka branding.) This new world of pure imagination is made up of Wonka Magic Hats Chocolate Pralines, Wonka Purplypurple Milk Chocolate Bars, Wonka Magic Garden Chewy Ropes and Wonka Oompa Loompa Gummies.

“Wonka’s newest treats are uniquely crafted to capture the timeless magic that so many people know and love,” Ferrero’s Kelly Flaherty said in the company’s announcement. “As we begin this exciting new chapter for Wonka, we’re inviting the young at heart to experience the imagination and unexpected delights that have made the brand so beloved, reimagined through a collection of delicious new treats. And who knows? You might be the next Golden Ticket winner.”

I know I joked about a Golden Ticket at the beginning of this newsletter, but these limited-edition Wonka candies do come with a Golden Ticket ... QR code that you can scan to win “an unforgettable trip for four to the brand-new Netflix House located on the Las Vegas Strip.”

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Drag yourself out of that bed you share with three other grandparents, head to the kitchen and pour yourself a bowl of this limited-edition cereal.

The OmnicosmBill Kuchman

Between the four kinds of Wonka candy in this review and Cocoa Loops Wonka cereal, you have plenty of ways to win that trip to the Netflix House. (Kids love the Netflix House, right?)

What they cost

I’m piecing this together from a few different locations, but it looks like Wonka Magic Hats Chocolate Pralines are roughly $6, Wonka Purplypurple Milk Chocolate Bars are roughly $4, Wonka Magic Garden Chewy Ropes are roughly $4 and Wonka Oompa Loompa Gummies are roughly $4.

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My thoughts

Wonka Magic Hats Chocolate Pralines

Tiny chocolate hats. Fillings that might surprise you. That’s the promise with Wonka Magic Hats Chocolate Pralines.

This entry in the Wonka lineup features “delicious chocolate shells with delectable fillings,” promising both “familiar favorites” and “delightfully unexpected combinations.” You get three of each flavor for a total of 18 Magic Hats in every package.

Let’s hop on that Great Glass Elevator and breeze through these Magic Hats.