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# No, the Post Malone Oreos don’t have real chunks of Post Malone
- URL: https://www.theomnicosm.com/no-the-post-malone-oreos-dont-have-real-chunks-of-post-malone/
- Published: 2025-02-12T14:11:06.000Z
- Updated: 2026-01-26T16:48:38.000Z
- Description: If that’s what you were expecting, you’re gonna be disappointed. You also have questionable tastes in cookies …
- Author: Bill Kuchman
- Tags: Snackology • Thoughts for Food, Snackology • Reviews, Snackology, Oreo, Cookies

I’ll be honest with you … I don’t listen to much Post Malone. I know he was behind “Sunflower” from the *Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse* soundtrack. But, I do buy a lot of Oreos. So if Post Malone gets his own flavor of Oreos, I’m going to buy them. 

Post Malone seems to be everywhere right now. In addition to the **Post Malone Oreos**, I saw him alongside Shane Gillis in a Super Bowl commercial for Bud Light. (Shane Gillis *and* Bud Light! What a treat.) I wonder if he pitched Budweiser on them letting him create his own flavor of Bud Light …

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### Where I found it

As you can see in the above picture, there was no missing the Post Malone Oreos as I walked down the cookie aisle at **Harris Teeter**.

### What I paid

The 10.68 oz. package of Post Malone Oreos was **on sale for $3.50**, down from their normal price of $5.79\. I also found a full end cap of these cookies at Target over the weekend.

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2025/02/IMG_9366-1.jpeg)

### My thoughts

So what makes a Post Malone Oreo a Post Malone Oreo? A Coca-Cola Oreo is [infused with the flavor of Coca-Cola](https://www.theomnicosm.com/hey-you-got-coca-cola-in-my-oreos/). But a Post Malone Oreo can’t be infused with the flavor of Post Malone … right?

No.

No, of course not.

The Post Malone Oreos boast “Posty’s Swirled Salted Caramel and Shortbread Flavor,” which comes together in a “never-before-seen swirled creme,” [according to Oreo](https://www.oreo.com/products/post-malone?size=1+Pack&ref=theomnicosm.com). Before we dig into the flavor on these cookies, how does that swirled creme look?

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2025/02/IMG_9352-1.jpeg)

From the side, you can definitely see the makings of a salted caramel/shortbread swirl. 

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2025/02/IMG_9353-1.jpeg)

But once you open up the cookie, it’s a bit squished together. Not as picturesque as the swirl looks on the package.

That swirl is sandwiched between a golden Oreo and a chocolate Oreo. (I’ve always been fond of the golden/chocolate combo, dating back to my childhood when I used to put four off-brand golden/chocolate Oreos in a glass and then cover them with milk so that I could eat them with a spoon.) The Post Malone Oreo checks off all the boxes.

In addition to a very strong salted caramel smell that immediately wafts out of the package after you open it, the Post Malone Oreos deliver just the right amount of salted caramel flavor. (Although, [like with Wendy’s Salted Caramel Frosty](https://www.theomnicosm.com/wendys-falls-into-autumn-with-new-salted-caramel-frosty/), I would love to have actual salt flakes on these cookies instead of just the artificial flavor.)

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2025/02/IMG_9408.jpeg)

If you’re a huge Post Malone fan, you can also collect nine different designs that have been stamped on the chocolate side of these Oreos. The “Post” ones do break my brain a bit considering that Oreo is a Nabisco brand …

### Final verdict: BUY

“Can’t believe they let me make my own Oreo cookie,” Post Malone writes on a note printed on the back of the package. (I love that he respects the brand guidelines for Oreo and doesn’t pluralize it as “Oreos.” What a great brand ambassador.) I couldn’t believe it either when I saw this flavor get announced. While we’ve seen Coca-Cola dabble in celeb collabs, I’m pretty sure this was a first for Oreo.

In the end, though, the Post Malone Oreo is just a really good salted caramel Oreo. If you have no idea who Post Malone is or don’t listen to his music, you should still enjoy these cookies.

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