> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://www.theomnicosm.com/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # ‘Avatar: The Way of Water’ can’t stop making money - URL: https://www.theomnicosm.com/avatar-the-way-of-water-cant-stop/ - Published: 2023-01-09T12:00:57.000Z - Updated: 2024-01-13T02:38:42.000Z - Description: Does the ‘Avatar’ sequel have what it takes to become the biggest movie ever? PLUS: ‘SNL’ announces 2023 hosts, Nic Cage becomes Dracula, and why was ‘Jurassic World Dominion’ so bad? - Author: Bill Kuchman - Tags: Popculturology • Friday Newsletter, Popculturology, Avatar *Avatar: The Way of Water* won’t stop making money. The sequel added another $45 million to its domestic haul this past weekend, bringing that total up to $516.8 million. Worldwide, *The Way of Water* stands at $1.7 billion. The second *Avatar* film is now No. 14 on the all-time domestic box office chart and No. 7 on the all-time worldwide chart. With little competition on the horizon between now and when *Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania* hits theaters in mid-February, *The Way of Water* has an easy path to keep raking in cash. Last week, [I touched on whether ](https://www.theomnicosm.com/p/avatar-the-way-of-water-crosses-15b)[*The Way of Water*](https://www.theomnicosm.com/p/avatar-the-way-of-water-crosses-15b)[ had a shot](https://www.theomnicosm.com/p/avatar-the-way-of-water-crosses-15b) at Avatar’s all-time worldwide record of $2.9 billion. What’s still in the way of that happening? First, let’s take a quick detour over to the domestic box office record book. *The Way of Water* has a ton of ground between it and the No. 1 movie on that list: *Star Wars: The Force Awakens*. The seventh *Star Wars* film grossed a total of $936.7 million domestically, a massive haul that, at the time, became the only film to crack not just the $900 million mark but also the $800 million mark. (*Avengers: Endgame* and *Spider-Man: No Way Home* have since joined the $800 club.) In order to crack the top ten domestically, *The Way of Water* will need to add another $107 million, which would bump *The Avengers* out of that echelon. There are six movies that currently rank higher than *The Way of Water* on the all-time worldwide box office chart. Let’s go through the obstacles in the sequel’s path. ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2024/01/https-3a-2f-2fsubstack-post-media-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2f5e8fbaae-dcce-4cba-aea8-8ff31841b492_1560x813-webp.jpg) ****Tobey Maguire**, ****Tom Holland** and ****Andrew Garfield** in **Spider-Man: No Way Home*. / Sony Pictures ### *Spider-Man: No Way Home* ($1,910,041,582) The newest film on this list, the third MCU Spider-Man film capitalized on not just bringing **Tobey Maguire** and **Andrew Garfield** back into the Spider-Man fold, but also being the first major tentpole film that people decided it was worth risking covid to see (and see again and again again) in theaters. ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2024/01/https-3a-2f-2fsubstack-post-media-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2fee85caa4-fdd7-4b5a-bd20-8f8405370e1a_1980x990-webp.jpg) ****Josh Brolin** in **Avengers: Infinity War*. / Marvel Studios ### *Avengers: Infinity War* ($2,048,359,754) We’re in the $2 billion club now. The first half of the finale of the Infinity Saga demanded our money as it made good on the promise of bringing the MCU together after a decade of laying the groundwork. Avengers! Guardians of the Galaxy! Thanos! ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2024/01/https-3a-2f-2fsubstack-post-media-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2fe9cf1328-6b9b-4deb-b6ea-3923444a1394_1200x675-webp.jpg) ****Adam Driver** in **Star Wars: The Force Awakens*. / Lucasfilm ### *Star Wars: The Force Awakens* ($2,064,615,817) It’s easy to make this much money worldwide when you gross almost a billion dollars domestically. *The Force Awakens* opened under all the right conditions. Positive reviews, a perfectly timed Christmas break, little competition, the first new *Star Wars* film in over a decade. ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2024/01/https-3a-2f-2fsubstack-post-media-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2f8e1e2227-72b9-4020-b47a-a138a57351e0_1920x1080-jpeg.jpg) ****Leonardo DiCaprio** and ****Kate Winslet** in **Titanic*. / Paramount Pictures ### *Titanic* ($2,207,986,545) Until the first *Avatar* came along, *Titanic* was the worldwide champ, being the first film to crack the $2 billion mark in the process. The occasional re-release over the years has padded out *Titanic*’s box office haul. ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2024/01/https-3a-2f-2fsubstack-post-media-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2f0055ecfb-1aac-4c03-a4e5-4e406146cb3c_2000x1055-webp.jpg) ****Chris Evans**, ****Mark Ruffalo**, ****Chris Hemsworth** and ****Robert Downey Jr.** in **Avengers: Endgame*. / Marvel Studios ### *Avengers: Endgame* ($2,794,731,755) For a moment, *Avengers: Endgame* was the all-time worldwide box office champ. (An *Avatar* re-release bumped **James Cameron**’s film back into the top spot.) In addition to being No. 2 on the all-time domestic chart, *Endgame* added almost $2 billion internationally to become the No. 1 (and now No. 2) movie on this list. ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2024/01/https-3a-2f-2fsubstack-post-media-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2ff14f6990-ae2a-491c-b940-bd037fa76d61_3000x1688-jpeg.jpg) ****Zoe Saldaña** and ****Sam Worthington** in **Avatar*. / 20th Century Fox ### *Avatar* ($2,899,384,102) Which brings us to the all-time worldwide champ: *Avatar*. If you removed *Avatar*’s domestic haul, the film would still be the fourth highest grossing movie in worldwide history. *The Way of Water* has made quick work of the all-time box office rankings over just four weekends. It continues to exceed expectations. Check out the expected performance chart from *The Numbers*. ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2024/01/https-3a-2f-2fsubstack-post-media-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2fdc54d7d2-7b8a-43a8-b140-68fd9e8bb6f8_1713x865-jpeg.png) Credit: The Numbers After dipping into the expected range, *The Way of Water* is now trending higher and higher above its expected performance range. Can it keep that up long enough to pass films like *Avengers: Endgame*? --- **Happy Monday, and thanks for reading* *Popculturology*. I love writing about pop culture, and I hope you enjoy reading this newsletter. If you do, please subscribe. It’s the easiest way to make sure you get every edition of *Popculturology*. Tapping the ♥️ at the bottom of each post also helps the newsletter. Now let’s get to the news.* [Subscribe now](https://www.theomnicosm.com/subscribe) --- ![The News](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2024/01/https-3a-2f-2fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2f5596f026-3e58-4b1d-ba69-54d3a431d50b_2028x228-12.png) ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2024/01/https-3a-2f-2fsubstack-post-media-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2f8a16d773-098f-4f4e-bdd2-25dd78fc21dc_1920x1280-jpeg.jpg) ****Aubrey Plaza** in **The White Lotus*. / HBO ### Aubrey Plaza and Michael B. Jordan to host *SNL* *Saturday Night Live* revealed its first two hosts of 2023 last week. The show will return on Jan. 21 with **Aubrey Plaza** hosting and follow with **Michael B. Jordan** on Jan. 28. > [](https://twitter.com/nbcsnl/status/1611120436619710466?ref=theomnicosm.com) This will be both Plaza and Jordan’s first time hosting SNL. The show returns without **Cecily Strong**, [who said goodbye to ](https://www.theomnicosm.com/p/deep-snl-thoughts-its-a-blue-christmas)[*SNL*](https://www.theomnicosm.com/p/deep-snl-thoughts-its-a-blue-christmas)[ during the ](https://www.theomnicosm.com/p/deep-snl-thoughts-its-a-blue-christmas)[**Austin Butler**](https://www.theomnicosm.com/p/deep-snl-thoughts-its-a-blue-christmas)[\-hosted Dec. 17 episode](https://www.theomnicosm.com/p/deep-snl-thoughts-its-a-blue-christmas). ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2024/01/https-3a-2f-2fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2ff05828a6-e0fc-456e-8d31-5f6fbd8e943f_3333x65-469.png) ### A *Gladiator* sequel is happening and it has its first castmember Talk of a sequel to **Ridley Scott**’s *Gladiator* has been a thing since pretty much the moment that film hit theaters. There was even at one point a script that would’ve sent **Russell Crowe**’s Maximus on a journey through the afterlife. It’s a wild script, one that [*The Kingcast*](https://web.archive.org/web/20200701012441/https://birthmoviesdeath.com/2017/03/13/is-this-the-gladiator-sequel-ridley-scott-wants-to-make)[’s ](https://web.archive.org/web/20200701012441/https://birthmoviesdeath.com/2017/03/13/is-this-the-gladiator-sequel-ridley-scott-wants-to-make)[**Scott Wampler**](https://web.archive.org/web/20200701012441/https://birthmoviesdeath.com/2017/03/13/is-this-the-gladiator-sequel-ridley-scott-wants-to-make)[ broke down back](https://web.archive.org/web/20200701012441/https://birthmoviesdeath.com/2017/03/13/is-this-the-gladiator-sequel-ridley-scott-wants-to-make) when *Birth.Movies.Death.* was still alive. The sequel that **Ridley Scott** and his screenwriter/partner **David Scarpa** are working on skips the afterlife and instead focuses on “Lucius, the son of Lucilla, played by **Connie Nielsen**, and the nephew of \[**Joaquin Phoenix**’s\] Commodus,” [according to ](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/gladiator-2-casts-paul-mescal-1235292059/?ref=theomnicosm.com)[*The Hollywood Reporter*](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/gladiator-2-casts-paul-mescal-1235292059/?ref=theomnicosm.com). This is where our first bit of casting news for the *Gladiator* sequel comes in. *THR* reported on Friday that **Paul Mescal**, who was seen in the Hulu series *Normal People*, is in talks to play Lucius. ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2024/01/https-3a-2f-2fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2ff05828a6-e0fc-456e-8d31-5f6fbd8e943f_3333x65-470.png) ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2024/01/https-3a-2f-2fsubstack-post-media-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2f466c9ce7-a8b4-4c40-9f57-c3c7bc2bea36_2560x1707-jpeg.jpg) ****James Cameron** on the set of **Avatar: The Way of Water*. / 20th Century Studios ### *Avatar: The Way of Water* has made so much money, James Cameron ‘can’t wiggle out’ of making sequels Up until *Avatar: The Way of Water* hit theaters, Cameron had been playing cute with the idea of additional *Avatar* sequels being greenlit by Disney, saying stuff like “aw, shucks, maybe this one won’t make enough money to justify making eight more Avatar movies.” (That’s just a generalization of what Cameron said. I don’t think he says “aw, shucks.”) Cameron can finally stop playing that game now that *The Way of Water* has made over $1.7 billion worldwide. “It looks like just with the momentum that the film has now that will easily pass our breakeven in the next few days, so it looks like I can’t wiggle out of this, I’m gonna have to do these other sequels,” [Cameron said while on ](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/james-cameron-avatar-2-profitable-sequels-1235292374/?ref=theomnicosm.com)[*Who’s Talking to Chris Wallace?*](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/james-cameron-avatar-2-profitable-sequels-1235292374/?ref=theomnicosm.com)[ (via ](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/james-cameron-avatar-2-profitable-sequels-1235292374/?ref=theomnicosm.com)[*The Hollywood Reporter*](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/james-cameron-avatar-2-profitable-sequels-1235292374/?ref=theomnicosm.com)[)](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/james-cameron-avatar-2-profitable-sequels-1235292374/?ref=theomnicosm.com). “I know what I’m going to be doing the next six or seven years.” Was there ever a doubt that Disney would greenlight the future *Avatar* sequels? They’ve been on their release schedule for years now. Cameron even revealed during that same appearance that the next three *Avatar* movies are in various stages of completion. “I’m sure that we’ll have a discussion soon with with the top folks at Disney about the game plan going forward for *Avatar 3*, which is already in the can,” he said. “We’ve already captured and photographed the whole film so we’re in extended post-production to do all that CG magic. And then *Avatar 4* and *5* are both written. We even have some of *4* in the can. We’ve begun a franchise at this point. We’ve begun a saga that can now play out over multiple films.” This is Cameron’s life now. *Avatar* forever and forever, a hundred years *Avatar*. The next *Avatar* film is set to introduce villainous Na’vi, with Cameron discussing a new group of the aliens while [talking with the French publication ](https://www.gamesradar.com/avatar-3-new-fire-navi-james-cameron/?ref=theomnicosm.com)[*20 Minutes*](https://www.gamesradar.com/avatar-3-new-fire-navi-james-cameron/?ref=theomnicosm.com)[ (via ](https://www.gamesradar.com/avatar-3-new-fire-navi-james-cameron/?ref=theomnicosm.com)[*Total Film*](https://www.gamesradar.com/avatar-3-new-fire-navi-james-cameron/?ref=theomnicosm.com)[)](https://www.gamesradar.com/avatar-3-new-fire-navi-james-cameron/?ref=theomnicosm.com). “The fire will be represented by the ‘Ash People,’” Cameron told *20 Minutes*. “I want to show the Na’vi from another angle because, so far, I have only shown their good sides. In the early films, there are very negative human examples and very positive Na’vi examples. In *Avatar 3*, we will do the opposite.” ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2024/01/https-3a-2f-2fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2ff05828a6-e0fc-456e-8d31-5f6fbd8e943f_3333x65-471.png) ### Tim Blake Nelson joins *Dune* sequel I really enjoyed *Dune*, watching it at home while Warner Bros. was releasing everything on HBO Max during the pandemic. I hope Warner Bros. Discovery considers re-releasing *Dune* in theaters before *Dune: Part Two* hits theaters. I’d love to have a shot at seeing the first part in a Dolby Cinema theater. Anyways, *Dune: Part Two* continues to build out its cast. In addition to the previously announced Butler, **Florence Pugh**, **Christopher Walken** and **Léa Seydoux**, we learned on Friday that **Tim Blake Nelson** has joined the sequel. “Character details for Nelson’s role are being kept deep in the sand,” [*The Hollywood Reporter*](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/dune-part-2-casts-time-blake-nelson-1235292182/?ref=theomnicosm.com)[ writes](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/dune-part-2-casts-time-blake-nelson-1235292182/?ref=theomnicosm.com). Nelson is about to jump back into franchise films in a big way. After *Dune: Part Two* in 2023, the actor will reprise his role from *The Incredible Hulk* in 2024’s *Captain America: New World Order*. --- **Wanna send me your comments, questions or recommendations?* Write to *Popculturology* at* [*popculturology@gmail.com*](mailto:popculturology@gmail.com)*, and I might run your mail in a future edition of the newsletter.* --- ![Trailer Watch](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2024/01/https-3a-2f-2fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2fc07ddcd5-331f-4db7-a120-25841e805cba_2028x228-9.png) ### *Renfield* Whose idea was it to cast **Nicolas Cage** as Dracula? The inspired casting is at the heart of *Renfield*, a reimagining of the story of Dracula’s loyal assistant. **Nicholas Hoult** plays Renfield while **Chris McKay** directs. Definitely some *What We Do in the Shadows* vibes from this *Renfield* trailer, with the added flair of some fight scenes. (Sorry, Guillermo. Not enough choreographed fight scene from you to consider *Shadows* an action series.) *Renfield opens on April 7.* --- ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2024/01/https-3a-2f-2fsubstack-post-media-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2f1e944441-e7f3-48e7-bf22-f18227fddeb4_2028x228.png) ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2024/01/https-3a-2f-2fsubstack-post-media-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2fd0a80856-4945-4247-8e10-054805cd894a_2560x1350-webp.jpg) ****Kate Winslet** and ****Cliff Curtis** in **Avatar: The Way of Water*. / 20th Century Studios *Weekend of Jan. 6-8, 2023* 1. **Avatar: The Way of Water** (1) *Weekend gross: $45M / Total domestic gross: $516.8M / Percent drop: -33* **M3GAN** (N) *Weekend gross: $30.2M / Total domestic gross: $30.2M / Percent drop: -NA* Great start for *M3GAN*. The horror film’s opening weekend outgrossed the $22.6 million that *Smile* debuted with back in September. 1. **Puss in Boots: The Last Wish** (2) *Weekend gross: $13.1M / Total domestic gross: $87.7M / Percent drop: -22* 2. **A Man Called Otto** (-) *Weekend gross: $4.2M / Total domestic gross: $4.3M / Percent drop: +7,366* **Black Panther: Wakanda Forever** (3) *Weekend gross: $3.4M / Total domestic gross: $445.4M / Percent drop: -34* Black Panther: Wakanda Forever remained in the top five this past weekend. The sequel is about $14 million away from passing Avengers: Age of Ultron to move up to No. 6 on the Marvel Cinematic Universe domestic box office list. *Box office numbers via* [*The Numbers*](http://www.the-numbers.com/?ref=theomnicosm.com) --- ![Playlist](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2024/01/https-3a-2f-2fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2fb3056c7c-76eb-4f47-9b81-96396664f2aa_2028x228-12.png) ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2024/01/https-3a-2f-2fsubstack-post-media-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2fbea9d27f-616c-49d9-bdfa-d23b0660b454_2792x1861-jpeg.jpg) ****Ralph Fiennes** and ****Anya Taylor-Joy** in **The Menu*. / Searchlight Pictures ### *The Menu*, *Nope* and *Jurassic World Dominion* A prestigious restaurant to die for. An alien entity tormenting a ranch. And, um, a dinosaur movie about genetically modified bugs? I had the chance to catch up on a few movies that I had missed in 2022 over the weekend, and I choose *Nope*, *The Menu* and *Jurassic World Dominion* as those films. *The Menu* and *Nope* were my picks while Caitlin was out to dinner and the baby was asleep for the night, knowing that she wouldn’t want to watch either those movies. But *Dominion* actually began as a film we would watch together — until it proved so bad she went to bed instead. I need to apologize apologize to *The Menu* and *Nope* for including them alongside *Dominion*, which is not just one of the worst movies of 2022 but one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. Let’s jump back to *The Menu* and *Nope*, two excellent films. ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2024/01/https-3a-2f-2fsubstack-post-media-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2f17630c0e-6e08-4f1d-b54d-eaca0e4724a6_1200x675-jpeg.jpg) ****Anya Taylor-Joy** in **The Menu*. / Searchlight Pictures I wasn’t sure what to expect from *The Menu*, only seeing the trailer once but knowing the word-of-mouth around the film was strong. While I didn’t expect the movie to turn violent as quickly as it did, I enjoyed *The Menu*’s sendup of foodie culture, especially the most pretentious of entries on show’s like *Chef’s Table*. “The base camp of Mt. Bullshit,” **Anya Taylor-Joy**’s Margot quipped as the group of dinners reached Hawthorn, the restaurant at the heart of *The Menu*. I enjoy watching shows like *Chef’s Table*, but the episodes featuring a chef pulling out a pair of tweezers to layer absurd ingredients for absurd prices are when I usually begin rolling me eyes. **Ralph Fienners**’ Julian Slowik, the chef in charge of Hawthorn, is one of the chefs. (A breadless bread plate?! C’mon.) Taylor-Joy was fantastic in this film. She has a quiet intensity to her that we’ve seen in shows like *The Queen’s Gambit*. I can’t wait to see her take on the role of Furiosa in the upcoming *Mad Max: Fury Road* prequel. (I chuckled when she remarked that her eyes may have been bigger than her stomach. Is there’s an actor with more Disney-esque eyes than Taylor-Joy?) ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2024/01/https-3a-2f-2fsubstack-post-media-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2fc3fa2bc0-a39a-443c-bc16-e0f54e90012d_1800x1109-jpeg.jpg) ****Daniel Kaluuya**, ****Keke Palmer** and ****Brandon Perea** in **Nope*. / Universal Pictures I was actually a bit worried to go into *Nope*. Alien movies are one of my weaknesses. Not as in I can’t stop watching them, but they usually shake me a bit too much. (Seeing *Signs* in theaters was a mistake for me.) I had done a remarkably good job of avoiding spoilers when it came to *Nope*, so I wasn’t sure where it would fall in terms of its alien creepiness. Turns out **Jordan Peele** made a different kind of alien movie. I haven’t had a chance yet to dive into everything written about *Nope*, but I’m eager to see what people took away from the film. And was everyone else as creeped out by the stables scene as me? That was some *Signs*\-level suspense there — and had me on the verge of questioning if I had made a mistake exposing myself to another alien movie ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2024/01/https-3a-2f-2fsubstack-post-media-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2f96786d7e-a405-422c-b7ee-a5972ad4d688_3000x1688-jpeg.jpg) ****Jeff Goldblum, Sam Neill, Laura Dern, Bryce Dallas Howard, Chris Pratt, Isabella Sermon** and ****DeWanda Wise** in **Jurassic World Dominion*. / Universal Pictures And then we have *Jurassic World Dominion*. This is not only the worst *Jurassic Park* movie ever made, it’s one of the worst movies I’ve seen. Just a colossal misfire on every level. They made a *Jurassic Park* movie … AND FORGOT TO MAKE IT ABOUT DINOSAURS. *Jurassic World* was a highly successful legacy sequel. *Dominion* tried to top that by bringing back **Laura Dern**, **Sam Neill** and **Jeff Goldblum** — a legacy sequel on steroids, the legacy sequel to end all legacy sequels. Instead we got mishmash of films, with different elements of previous *Jurassic Park* installments cut together, all with zero weigh or consequence. There’s a scene in *Dominion* where **Bryce Dallas Howard**’s character crashes in a jungle and has to hide from dinosaurs. It’s like a ten-minute sequence, boiling down what had previously been the ENTIRE PLOT of *Jurassic Park III* into almost nothing. The film’s villains — the final bosses of the *Jurassic Park* franchise — are pulled out of nowhere, yet another ominously named genetic engineering corporation. *Dominion* has none of the nuance that *Glass Onion* did when it comes to spoofing tech geniuses. Biosyn, Dominion’s evil corporation, even has a version of **Elon Musk**’s hyper loop. The only thing that would’ve redeemed this film is if **Chris Pratt**’s Owen and Blue the velociraptor had shared a hug at the end of the film, Eagly style. ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2024/01/https-3a-2f-2fsubstack-post-media-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2f6147f0e1-b128-465d-acd6-7df534ead02b_498x280.gif) The setup for *Dominion* had everything going for it. Dinosaurs were no longer contained to an island in the middle of nowhere (or even San Diego). They had gone worldwide. And instead of focusing on that story, *Dominion* seemingly capped the *Jurassic Park* franchise with genetically modified bugs. ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2024/01/https-3a-2f-2fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2ff05828a6-e0fc-456e-8d31-5f6fbd8e943f_3333x65-472.png) ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2024/01/https-3a-2f-2fsubstack-post-media-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2f450ba022-0fee-40bc-a1c6-43157d17b7d6_3000x2000-jpeg.jpg) ****Quinta Brunson** and ****Lisa Ann Walter** in the **Abbott Elementary* episode “Read-A-Thon.” / ABC ### *Abbott Elementary* *Abbott Elementary* returned for its first episode of 2023, giving us a storyline that focused on **Lisa Ann Walter**’s Melissa — that didn’t involve the mob or shady deals for new reading carpets. Episodes like this one show just how strong *Abbott Elementary*’s ensemble cast is. Everyone episode doesn’t need to focus on Janine and Gregory. “My favorite club just got shut down because they let a horse in,” is another great line from **Janelle James**’ Ava. ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2024/01/https-3a-2f-2fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2ff05828a6-e0fc-456e-8d31-5f6fbd8e943f_3333x65-473.png) ### *Dude, Where’s My Jet?* We finished up the Netflix docuseries about Leonard v. Pepsico, Inc., the lawsuit at the core of the time someone sued Pepsi over whether a Harris jet was a legitimate Pepsi Points prize. I wasn’t expecting disgraced attorney **Michael Avenatti** to have played such a large role in this story, much less one at all, but he looms large in the final episode. --- ![The Links](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2024/01/https-3a-2f-2fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2f93d79287-0282-4aec-b896-77d9245d4941_2028x228-12.png) - [Meet the real Derol, the ](https://variety.com/2023/film/news/glass-onion-derol-interview-stoner-character-1235481192/?ref=theomnicosm.com)[*Glass Onion*](https://variety.com/2023/film/news/glass-onion-derol-interview-stoner-character-1235481192/?ref=theomnicosm.com)[ scene stealer based on Rian Johnson’s best friend](https://variety.com/2023/film/news/glass-onion-derol-interview-stoner-character-1235481192/?ref=theomnicosm.com) (**Todd Gilchrist**, *Variety*) - [Young Avengers? Inside the rise of Marvel’s next generation](https://www.thewrap.com/young-avengers-mcu-cast-members-phase-5/?ref=theomnicosm.com) (**Andi Ortiz**, *TheWrap*) - [Allison Williams comes alive](https://www.vulture.com/article/allison-williams-m3gan-profile.html?ref=theomnicosm.com) (**Rachel Handler**, *Vulture*) --- **Spread the news!* Share a free *Popculturology* subscription with your friends.* --- ![Odds and Ends](https://storage.ghost.io/c/f4/8b/f48be8ca-23c6-4d81-b0cf-da2fb0785911/content/images/2024/01/https-3a-2f-2fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984-s3-amazonaws-com-2fpublic-2fimages-2fc4fcab0a-da0a-4c87-9a75-1eb8b5314e9f_2028x228-5.png) ### *Encanto* at the Hollywood Bowl I missed this when it happened a week or so ago, but here’s a clip of the *Encanto* cast performing “The Family Madrigal” live. Honestly, this format should replace Disney’s current streak of making live-action versions of their animated classics. Just recreate the songs with the actual actors in costume. **Auliʻi Cravalho**, **Dwayne Johnson** and **Jemaine Clement** dressed as Moana, Maui and Tamatoa performing “Shiny.” **Mandy Moore** and **Zachary Levi** dressed as Rapunzel and Eugene performing “I See the Light.” --- *That’s the end of this issue of *Popculturology*. Thanks for reading. If you don’t already subscribe, please hit the “Subscribe now” button. Tapping the ♥️ at the bottom of each post also helps the newsletter.* [Subscribe now](https://www.theomnicosm.com/subscribe)